Let’s face it: Not everyone can type at 100 WPM while staring at the ceiling. But what if your keyboard could help you fake it till you make it? Meet raised-dot keycaps – the ultimate workplace illusionists.

These keycaps have secret bumps on the F and J keys (and any others you choose):

• Blind Typing Theater: Rest your fingers on the textured dots and voilà – you instantly look like a hacker from a 90s movie.
• Guerrilla Training: The subtle bumps actually help you learn touch-typing… while pretending you already know it.
• Distraction Shield: Coworkers will stop judging your two-finger pecking once they see those "pro-level" home row markers.

The Coffee Run Ambush: Keep eye contact with Karen from accounting while “typing” a meeting summary (real output: asdfjkl;).

Zoom Call Flex: Casually lean back and gesture dramatically while your fingers “dance” on the tactile dots.

Promotion Bait: Drop this line in your review: “My raised-keycap investment boosted focus by 40%*” (*statistic may be imaginary).

• Instant Gratification: No boring typing tutors – look competent in 5 seconds flat.
• Stealthy Skill-Building: You’ll accidentally learn proper finger placement while maintaining the charade.
• Budget-Friendly: Cheaper than a LinkedIn Learning subscription